TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:DanBirthday:may 2nd!Birthplace:Long IslandCurrent Location:Tampa, FLEye Color:brown... the color of browniesHair Color:brown... the color of poo (of course it matters what you ate...)Height:how personal!? about 5'8 or 9Right Handed or Left Handed:Righty.Your Heritage:i'm of greek and irish descent, but there's GOTTA be some jewish in there somewhere.The Shoes You Wore Today:socks. i didn't get out at all today.Your Weakness:...my weaknesses? sometimes i think i care TOO much. but i'm gonna have to go with puppy dogs.Your Fears:i fear losing you on my list, the person who is viewing my myspace.Your Perfect Pizza:cheese from pizza mania, unless i'm heating it up and there's foil on it.Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:maybe play a few shows out of tampa.Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:funnaThoughts First Waking Up:so that's what paul schaffer looks like in person (yeah, he's in my dreams a lot)Your Best Physical Feature:when i shave it's my chin, it's really really strong.Your Bedtime:anywhere from 12 to 5... am.Your Most Missed Memory:high school marching bandPepsi or Coke:cokeMacDonalds or Burger King:this is where i go against the grain and say something that i find obscure and cute. so i'm going to say friendly's.Single or Group Dates:i forget!Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Kool-AidChocolate or Vanilla:Chocolat!Cappuccino or Coffee:now... both are way too expensive. i would NOT be able to save a child.Do you Smoke:no, smell like i do.Do you Swear:you want me to say fuck, don't you... well fuck. i don't ever fucking swear.Do you Sing:yes. the question should be "would i want to hear you sing" my answer, no.Do you Shower Daily:i see... you want me in the sack.Have you Been in Love:every time i look in the mirror, baby!Do you want to go to College:already go.Do you want to get Married:i do!Do you belive in yourself:i belive everday... see what i did? i can forget letters too. but no, i don't.Do you get Motion Sickness:Used to... i once puked on a wrestling buddy!Do you think you are Attractive:sure. but not when i'm making myself look ugly on purpose.Are you a Health Freak:i love to eat ho ho's.Do you get along with your Parents:who does? me.Do you like Thunderstorms:yep. last year i went skateboarding during one, and i NEVER skateboard.Do you play an Instrument:trumpet.In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:nope, hard to belive huh (haha i'm rehashing your past mistakes.)In the past month have you Smoked:nope.In the past month have you been on Drugs:i am right now ;)In the past month have you gone on a Date:no. stop reminding me!In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes.In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:2 months ago i did.In the past month have you eaten Sushi:nope.In the past month have you been on Stage:holy crap... it's been about a month and a half!In the past month have you been Dumped:dude... how can i be dumped if i haven't dated in the past month? they should really do a lonely singles version of this.In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:now this i haven't done.In the past month have you Stolen Anything:well i want to say your heart, but, no. i haven't.Ever been Drunk:not drunk, but this one time in church...Ever been called a Tease:by fatty.Ever been Beaten up:never. only emotional scars.Ever Shoplifted:who hasn't? i was like 4!How do you want to Die:when jaws pops out of the water...What do you want to be when you Grow Up:musician/comedian/dipshit... i'm working on the first 2.What country would you most like to Visit:paris ;) that's a city... then how about doodybomb?In a Boy/Girl..Favourite Eye Color:Blue/Green/Brown/White... anything but doodybomb.Favourite Hair Color:brown/blackShort or Long Hair:Short/MediumHeight:do i have to give an exact height? because it personally doesn't matter.Weight:umm... well that's a very personal question, and since girls don't usually like to give it (and i DON'T blame them) i won't say the weight i "prefer"Best Clothing Style:doesn't matter.Number of Drugs I have taken:in a boy/girl i've never taken drugsNumber of CDs I own:close to 70 billion.Number of Piercings:0Number of Tattoos:0Number of things in my Past I Regret:i regret not having any regrets. so 1.CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

The Presidents of the united states of America, Reel Big Fish, Ben Folds Five, Ben Folds, The Littlest Man Band, Elvis Costello, Ozma, weezer, the forces of evil, Planet Smashers, homegrown, mighty mighty bosstones, SUBURBAN LEGENDS, PAL, the scholars, The Nuckle Brothers, goldfinger, green day, the matches, the aquabats, fishbone, Jefferies Fan Club, Rx Bandits, Streetlight Manifesto, The Filthy Nomads, The Rentals, Zolof the rock and roll destroyer, Can't Do It, Skantly Prepared, MU330, Dan Potthast

BASEKetball, The Baxter, Full Metal Jacket, it, Mallrats, Clerks, Wet Hot American Summer, She's All That, The Breakfast Club

Cheap Seats, STELLA!, Seinfeld, The Henry Rollins Show, Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Family Guy, The Kids in the Hall, American Dad, Yes Dear and Channel 101.com SHOULD be a TV network., Comedians:, Daniel Tosh, Dom Irrera, Pablo Francisco, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Nick Swardson, Mike Birbiglia, Louis Ramey, Slovin & Allen, Todd Glass

I've started to get into Ernest Hemingway... it's actually making me a better writer, let's hope I don't kill myself though. Anyone read Ragged Dick? it was actually pretty good. How about Bridget Jones' Diary? I'm about to start that. And Shakespeare's always interested me.